Radioactive Rubber Pants!

Aug 27
Aug 27

new law

gender-knight:

all tall people are required 2 give me piggyback rides this is mandatory as I am small and my little legs take longer to walk places

Aug 27

bojyo:

taking a bath while on ur period like

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Aug 27

hiddlesandhunting:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

this post genuinly made me really excited

for me it’s a month filled with fake blood, latex and endless youtube videos on how to look injured…

Aug 27
returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

Aug 27

rnessaging:

christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right

Aug 27
Aug 27

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

i wAS WEARING MY DIRK COSPLAY AND MY AUNT CAME OVER AN HOUR EARLIER SO SHE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS SO I JUST SAID THAT I WAS DATING MYSELF AND NOW SHE LEGIT THINKS IM DATING SOME GUY WITH TRIANGLE SHADES

UPDATE: SHE ASKED MY PARENTS ABOUT IT AND I THINK MY MOM FORGOT ABOUT THAT COSPLAY SO SHE GOT ALL CONFUSED AND STARTED QUESTIONING ME  AND MY DAD WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

which of you lil dipwads brought this back

Aug 27

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

Aug 27

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

Aug 27

little-miss-china:

alfredfkirkland:

hetaruya:

alfred-f-jones-yo:

thebeautifuldoitsu:

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

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Aug 27

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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Aug 26

dave babysits john

Aug 26
wafflemolybdenum:

headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies

wafflemolybdenum:

headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies

Aug 26
ultrafacts:

skadoo3:

ultrafacts:

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This seems sooooo random… but it’s a 500 year tradition!

ultrafacts:

skadoo3:

ultrafacts:

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This seems sooooo random… but it’s a 500 year tradition!